Microwaved not fried

The days of no hat no play! 2000’s. End of the summer holidays. You’d hop in the car with mum, and drive to the closes sports store, to pick up some new runners/sneakers/kicks/shoes for school. For the sole reason being you had destroyed yours while being outside the whole summer. Wouldn’t read about it. By […]

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A Mans Best Friend

Dogs. The loving animal we make bizarre names for, talk in ridiculous voices to, only to make their head turn side to side for our own selfish enjoyment The same dog we throw the ball for, go for walks with, and try to keep fed and healthy And don’t forget, the same dog we clean […]

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What else can I eat?

When we were kids, the word Amazon, simply reminded use of both one of the world largest rivers, where some of the most dangerous animals lived. Now, that same word represents something much scarier. Scares me in the sense that everywhere we turn, the word ‘Amazon’ continues to appear. But more terrifying and more destructive […]

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come fly with me

We all love a holiday, but the thought of forking up a large sum of our pay slip, all at once, then having to live on two-minute noodles for the next fortnight, doesn’t sit well. We all have that one dream, where we walk on to a plane, sit there for a while, and walk […]

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The more you eat, the more you fart

The title will make sense later, I promise. Anyway, now I’ve got your attention, I thought we’d talk about advertisement. When I think of an advertisement, I think of a product and price being displayed, with a voice over explaining or sort of shouting about the exclusive features that the product has to offer. How […]

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Paying with a Smile

Once upon a time, on my birthday, I would open a card from my Granny, who lived on the other side of the world, to find a cheque for £50. Yep, that’s right, a piece of paper with writing on it. This would then be taken to the bank and transferred to cash. And don’t […]

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Overbearing Branding

For years now, the world has been glued to their phones. It feels like ever since Motorola hit the world with the flip phone, we have been more concerned about the little screen in our palm rather than the world around us. In fact, in 2016, us Australians spent a solid 10 hours and 24 minutes engaging […]

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Bonnie and Clyde of Social Media?

Who remembers what it was like to be 7-years-old? I remember, whenever I wanted to build a Lego House, or build a Fortress/Cubby to mum’s frustration. I would dream of a double story fortress in the living room, that no one could enter without the magical password. I would get cracking. Taking the chairs from the […]

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Never Eat Soggy Weet-Bix

The saying every child uttered under their breath to figure out the directions of a compass, or maybe it was just me. But of course, I told my little brother to Never Eat Soggy Weet-Bix while I poured the milk (with only 2% fat) over his 2 Weet-Bix around 10 years ago. We were living […]

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